lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: 

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

image

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Fire

sempervirens:

If I hear one more song
About how much she loves me
I will dig out the hammer from my closet
And listen to the rhythm of metal
Crushing the plastic of my speakers

If I read one more poem
About how much he yearns for me
I will dig out the marker from my desk
And spill the words of my soul
Across the white walls of this room

I will breathe smoke
And sweat power
Heat swims in my blood
For a flame cannot be tamed
Only admired and respected

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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