growlithed:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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validx2:

When shawty thick and she got stretchmarks 

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thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd

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coluring:

wlkinonsnshan:

coluring:

water is so fucking important let me tell why

  • it tastes good
  • it makes your skin look and feel good
  • you feel amazing when you’re hydrated
  • water bottles are the prettiest bottles
  • it doesn’t taste the same
  • EVERY WATER TASTES DIFFERENT
  • AND IT’S AMAZING EXPERIENCING THEM
  • detox waters are literally the best thing

i don’t like waterr

ur like 72% water so do you like yourself only 28%?

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